English to Cranston Translator

The Cranston accent holds a special place in the pantheon of eastern US accents. To someone outside the state, it might be difficult to appreciate the subtle differences between the Cranston and standard Rhode Island accent. Here is the first working version of an English to Cranston translator. It will Cranstonize any word or phrase. Some famous texts, including the Gettysburg Address, are included as examples. It obviously still needs some work, but at least it's starting to formulate the nuances of Cranstonese.